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‘Superman: Man of Steel’ Plot Discovered: Origin, Sexuality Story
Thanks to open casting call on location in Canada, fans now know what the upcoming Superman reboot, Superman: Man of Steel, is about: Clark Kent becoming Superman and saving the world from impending doom.
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Kim Kardashian, Sorry About the Sex Tape, Let’s Grab Some Coffee
I remember the first time I heard Kim Kardashian’s name. It wasn’t through Perez Hilton’s online ogling of Paris Hilton’s entourage or the nonstop coverage from Showbiz Up Yours!, it was because of Kim
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Katy Perry Forces ‘Servants’ to Anal Bleach While on Tour
Think pop tart Katy Perry seems like such a nice young lady? Well think again. In a leaked rider for Perry’s appareances, the singer forces her staff to avoid eye contact and speech with
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Michael Jackson Statue to be Erected in City Square
The King of Pop will be coming back to Greenville. The City Council recently approved a proposal for a statue of Michael Jackson to be placed in front of the Greenville capital building by
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Google Engineers Think Man in Restroom is ‘Dead Body’
Ben Denton, an IT analyst at California-based Google Inc. believes that a dead body is in the third stall in the men’s room located on the second floor by the Pepsi machine. “I was
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Beloved Project Found Dead in the Water, Local IT Analyst Suspected
“Migration of Plateau to Mesa – Phase III” was found dead in the water this morning according to local officials. The project, an IT system migration, was in development for two months and was
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Republican: “I’d Rather the City Burn Down than Pay More Taxes”
Both sides of the political isle are issuing shots to the opposition during the run-up the upcoming election held on November 2. During a debate held at the Greenville Sexual Moose Club downtown for
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Worker Struggles to Find Self-Worth after Layoff
Ted Barker has been working for Blue Tool Inc. for over two years in a position he felt forced into by a “stagnant and unfeeling economy.” Before his “less than thrilling” position with Blue
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Emily Browning’s ‘Sleeping Beauty’ a Special Effects Bonanza
Sucker-Punch starlet Emily Browning’s performance in her new drama, Sleeping Beauty, is being heralded as a triumph thanks to the use of special effects and a script calling for the 22-year-old to be constantly
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SAP Analyst’s Performance Review Fails to Meet Goals
Despite spearheading key initiatives for Johnston Luggage, analyst David Price failed to reach the goals set for him on his yearly performance review. Price, an associate with the company for over six years, has
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