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Kim Kardashian, Sorry About the Sex Tape, Let’s Grab Some Coffee
I remember the first time I heard Kim Kardashian’s name. It wasn’t through Perez Hilton’s online ogling of Paris Hilton’s entourage or the nonstop coverage from Showbiz Up Yours!, it was because of Kim
Read More »Katy Perry Forces ‘Servants’ to Anal Bleach While on Tour
Think pop tart Katy Perry seems like such a nice young lady? Well think again. In a leaked rider for Perry’s appareances, the singer forces her staff to avoid eye contact and speech with
Read More »X-Factor Shocker: Kimberley Walsh Calls Cheryl Cole, Paula Abdul “Princesses”
A month ago, your typical American didn’t know who British singer Cheryl Cole was. Also a month ago, Osama bin Laden was whacking it it to dirty magazines in Pakistan and Donald Trump was
Read More »Britney Spears on Having More Kids: “I’m a mom?”
Pop star Britney Spears reveals that despite millions of dollars (Canadian) in the bank, a new-found resistance to dancing and a few very public mental breakdowns (and a few private ones too, I’d reckon
Read More »South America on Miley Cyrus Tour: “We were promised Lady Gaga”
Pop sensation Miley Cyrus kicks off her Gypsy Heart tour in South America later this month. Her tour will mark the first time that the former Disney star has visited the Latin American region
Read More »Bristol Palin Finishes in Third on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ Life
Bristol Palin, daughter of Tea Party head Sarah Palin, came in a shocking third on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars. Palin, a teen mother and professional mistake maker, was hoping to give a “middle
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