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Google Engineers Think Man in Restroom is ‘Dead Body’
Ben Denton, an IT analyst at California-based Google Inc. believes that a dead body is in the third stall in the men’s room located on the second floor by the Pepsi machine. “I was
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Beloved Project Found Dead in the Water, Local IT Analyst Suspected
“Migration of Plateau to Mesa – Phase III” was found dead in the water this morning according to local officials. The project, an IT system migration, was in development for two months and was
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Worker Struggles to Find Self-Worth after Layoff
Ted Barker has been working for Blue Tool Inc. for over two years in a position he felt forced into by a “stagnant and unfeeling economy.” Before his “less than thrilling” position with Blue
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SAP Analyst’s Performance Review Fails to Meet Goals
Despite spearheading key initiatives for Johnston Luggage, analyst David Price failed to reach the goals set for him on his yearly performance review. Price, an associate with the company for over six years, has
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Shopper Fails to Find Black Friday Deals, Self-Respect at Walmart
Black Friday is supposed to be a day to bring families together. Waking up early with a hot mug of coffee and waiting in line in a frigid cold for a store to open
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