Think pop tart Katy Perry seems like such a nice young lady? Well think again. In a leaked rider for Perry’s appareances, the singer forces her staff to avoid eye contact and speech with the popular performer. Why? She’s better than them, silly.
Riders are requirements that celebrities have when they make appearances. Popular requests include only gray M&Ms, freshly squeezed water and an inside out cow skeleton.
But the 26-year-old seemed above that, after all, it wasn’t too long ago that the E.T. singer sang back-up for Miley Cyrus. But fame has a way of messin’ with a person’s mind.
Perry’s demands included that her staff not talk to her, look at her, open doors for her and a restriction on autographs. She also requires “egg chairs” and French ornate floor lamps.
While in tour in Japan this month, Perry banned carnations. Carn…ations.
We got a hold of a secondary rider for “KP” and it appears that a love for fancy lighting and arrogance is only the tip of the iceberg.
Katy Perry’s Rider:
- Mountain Dew Red Alert from Salt Lake City
- Mandatory anus bleaching complete with photographic proof
- All servants will be addressed as Jessica and must where shoes four sizes too small
- No body hair for men
- Women must wear recently shaved male body hair on their arms
- All food must be chewed on by a wolf.
- Director’s Edition of The Human Centipede running on every screen in the dressing room including all smartphones, book covers and tablet computers whether or not “KP” is in the room.
- All female servants are to compliment KP on her clothing and tell her how beautiful she is and that she’s “way sexier than that bitch Lady Gaga and more talented.”
Katy Perry’s California Dreams Tour comes to the United States on June 7 in Atlanta.
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