A month ago, your typical American didn’t know who British singer Cheryl Cole was. Also a month ago, Osama bin Laden was whacking it it to dirty magazines in Pakistan and Donald Trump was on the verge of running the president. A lot happens.
Cheryl Cole buddy and former Girls Aloud cohort, Kimberley Walsh, says she knew Cheryl Cole was joining the upcoming American version of X-Factor before everyone else and that she would have been assassinated if she spilled the beans.
Since Klubbin’ Kim Walsh is Ms. Cheryl Cole’s BFF, please provide the Internet with dirt on how Cole feels about us, Yanks?
“She says it’s going so well, she is loving it and is chuffed with the response,” said Walsh shaving her dog. “The Americans have been really welcoming.”
“I’m pretty certain ‘chuffed’ means ‘totally grossed out,’” says reality TV fan Brandon Anglewood. “I study words and ‘chuffed’ means she was disgusted by Americans. In other variations of the word, ‘chuffed’ can also mean ‘cow parts.’”
Walsh, who is, like, totally jealous of Cole (we can tell), says that Americans love Paula Abdul, which is news to us.
“Paula is a bit of a nutter but she is warm and funny and brilliant entertainment!” Walsh said screaming. “The Yanks love her, she’s their American princess and we’ve got our British princess representing!”
Whoa. Paula Abdul is more like an awkward cousin than a princess. I guess we’re okay with her, but a “princess” is over-the-top.
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